I did NOT fall asleep nursing my 2 week old newborn last night and let him sleep in the bed with us for about 2 hours before I woke up and realized it. Nope! Not me!
I have NOT been overly obsessed with his umbilical cord and the fact that it had not fallen off yet. I have not been calling the pediatrician and consulting friends only to have all my worries washed away today when it finally fell off. Not me!
I do NOT drag the bouncy seat into the bathroom every morning so that Harrison is close by while I shower and dry my hair. Nope!
It is NOT possible that I eat more now that I am not pregnant than I did the past 10 months. Nope, not me!
Ok! That's enough confessions for now :)